Category: Paul-琮政 Life

I got the pics + joke from a forwarded email, after the bomb release to my website, then I know the pictures and joke was originally from Kenny Sia’s blog :), check out cool stuff in Kenny’s blog

Kuching is a city with 70% of the roads are named after famous people, most of whom are Datuks, some of whom have unfortunately very very long names.
Look at the pics.

Its not true what they said about Sarawakians living on trees you know. That’s not what we’re famous for. We’re famous for giving road directions to tourists.

Tourist: “Excuse me, how do I get to the library?”

Local Sarawakian: “Oh that’s easy! From here, go along Jalan Datuk Abang Abdul Rahim, turn right at Jalan Tun Abdul Rahman and drive until you reach Bulatan Datuk Temenggong Abang Kipali Bin Abang Akip. Do a 3 o’clock towards Jalan TunKU Abdul Rahman, make a left at Jalan Tun Ahmad Zaidi Adruce and drive until you reach the roundabout at Bulatan Datuk Amar Abang Haji Suleiman Bin Haji Taha. Exit at Jalan Tun Abang Haji Openg, then turn left at Jalan Laksamana Cheng Ho. Soon you’ll reach Bulatan Datuk Menteri Abang Haji Mohammad Zin Bin Haji Salleh, where you should turn into Jalan Tun Datuk Patinggi Abang Haji Muhammad Salahuddin until you arrive Bulatan Datuk Patinggi Abang Haji Abdillah Bin Datuk Bandar Abang Haji Mohammad Kassim.

The library is just on your left. Any questions?”

Tourist: “Huh?”

Female reporter was interviewing 1 farmer regarding mad cow disease.

Reporter : Sir, would you like to comments about the mad cow disease?

Farmer : Lady, Do you know that bull and cow only have sex once in a year?

Reporter : I respect your comments but we’re talking about mad cow disease here.

Farmer : Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow’s breast for milk 6 times a day?

Reporter : Sir, but what has it got to do with mad cow disease ?

Farmer : If your boy friend squeezes your breast 6 times a day but only have SEX once a year — WILL YOU BE MAD ???

I like to eat fruit, especially watermelon, but this watermelon seem like oceanmelon 🙂

Oh my god, my colleague is too stress I think. oh no… what happen to him… oh..

Sogua last week

Sogua today .. oh gosh

Eric, heard you having fun in Vietnam! Oh… we are so jealous about it, what can we do? check out the pictures, if you don’t bring something good from Vietnam to us, then we will do something that you do not hope to happen! Ha ha ha…

Regards,
The Tech Team

Whois that?

Oh… poor luggage…

Dude, finally your letter is here, with me.. but must exchange with something 🙂

Gosh, poor baby

Look at the white dots in the center, focus for 10-15 minutes. Move your eyes to somewhere, what do you see? Leslie Chueng?张国荣?

Cleaning my desktop files, suddently saw this file. Oh Ya! A piece of good work from King. Using don’t know what what 3D software to draw it. I love looking at creative artwork. For beginner, I think this is great work. Keep on the good word dude 🙂 Is it copyrighted? hehee…

I am a mileage concern driver, I care how far can my car goes with the petrol I filled, as you know, the price of petrol increase every day/month/week.

So, I watch shell advertisement all the time during movie-ing at cinema. Better mileage, then you can see the bird fly more far than other birds. You can see how good that handsome fellow throw the shell to… Datuk Michael Chong(拿督张天赐) & Asha Gill said it’s good… better mileage…

But Paul Ooi want to say… IT IS NOT THAT GOOD. Why? I filled in RM68 Shell V-Power last week, and how far it can go? only 428KM. Compare with Mobil, I fill in full tank of Mobil Synergy “F1” is around RM58-60, how far it can go? 450KM! It’s true, you can try with your car if you not believe Paul Ooi 😉

I am not sure what is the different between Synergy F1 or V-Power, I only know… Pump the petrol and keep my car go 🙂

Wow, check out the fellow who standing there. Who is he? Well he is my beloved Fourty Three(43) years old Dad! Look young huh? ya… he looks like my brother more than dad. He is the one who take care of me when I was young. who feeded me while I am hungry, who bought me toys when I was lonely, bring me to KFC when I want to eat!

Back to the time while I am in secondary school, we watched football together during midnight. Sometime, we went to eat “Bak Kut Teh” or prawn mee in the early morning of 4am! or we also went to eat “dim sum” and chat in the midnight 🙂 We chat everything!

Well, I miss those day!!! Now, this thing can’t happen again, because he is lazy dad, he don’t come KL find me eat bak kut teh… Hahaha… don’t khi siao la, ask him drive 5 hours come to KL ciak Bak Kut Teh with me, somemore KL bak kut teh not that nice 😉

Ah Dad, Ah Father, Ah 爸… Wish you all the best, faster become millionaire, so I won’t work so hard here. Happy Father Day! 父亲节快乐! 林伯永远爱你!