刚刚看完了一段很有说服性的“哭剧”，就是啦肥大哭诉她和大量发出的“嘿屁”没关系。哈哈，真的是有其父必有其女，她就用了其父n年前的“哭剧”来翻转媒体的注意力，让媒体发出同情心，停始发问毒如黑波拉病毒的问题。就这样，在那种的场面，是人都不会继续问啦。强！

话说什么都跟她没关系，把责任推向别人，什么浪也推到别的地方去，就是有这样的人，所以才会发生海笑！是我在海里都知道她在耍太极啦，看了也好笑。是内政部的决定，那么没看你问问它们为什么发出那么多？你没做好自己应该做的事，你做部长做什么？应该是练太极吧。。。

那么多入口车，还有谁要买“笨蛋”车哦，我买，因为我没有$$。但是没好好的控制发出“嘿屁”的准证，这肯顶会破坏国产车的市场。现在已不是追究的时候，是时候好好反省一下，怎样做个部长来为民服务，不是寻求利益，那么我们立的税来干什么？

“申請入口准證的公司須是70%股權土著擁有，30%股權由非土著擁有。” 当我读到这一行的时候，就很不爽。什么土著非土著，什么固打制，看了就猪懒。什么7/3 6/4 8/2，真的不敢想象以后我的后代怎样在这个国家生存。进大学也分，买产业也分，做生意也分，借代也分。。。

说多没用，做好自己的本份，华社要努力，不要当费材!

20:25 > If you look back to my archieve, and you will find out why Sogua and me start to blog. Yes, it’s twinmum, she inspire us to start blogging. After reading twinmum blog, then sogua and me started to blog. We said gonna blog everyday, blog everything inside our own blog, our own atmosphere. After Danny and Max saw we blog, indirectly influenced them started blog.

Whois is Sogua, Danny and Max, there are the people who in my feature section. and yet, a lot of friend thinking I am too free got nothing to do and blog blog blog. If you know what is blog, then you will find out how long to write a post. Do you see 20:25 at the beginning of the line? Yes, I started at that time, and I am going to end here.. and.. LAZY KUKU CHUA, KUKU MAX and KUKU DANNY!

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20:28
3 minutes to blog, hard meh?
Continue my worksss!

Danny, your pet gone liao lor…

Pic by Lin

哈哈哈!

（联合早报网讯）苍蝇反应灵敏，经常能够在苍蝇拍打到前就逃之夭夭。美国科学家用高速镜头录下苍蝇的逃生方式，发现牠们遇险时除用翅膀飞行外，还用脚拚命弹开。有趣的是苍蝇总是向後弹，故拿起苍蝇拍从後打，苍蝇就会九死一生。

美国加州理工学院科学家卡德联同一批专家利用高速摄录机，破解苍蝇总是打不死的秘密。研究人员从不同角度向苍蝇投掷黑色磁碟，捕捉苍蝇的反应，终於知道原来牠们受攻击时不但会拍拍翅膀飞走，还会屈起六只脚极速弹跳，逃离现场。

虽然苍蝇的两只复眼各有四千个晶体，但视力非常差，不过侦测快速移动的物件却是牠们的强项。专家指出苍蝇懂得翅脚并用，绝非反射反应，而是用脑思考得出的逃生策略。由於苍蝇总是向上弹起再向後跳，下次在家拍苍蝇时只要记住从後重重一拍，成功机会必定大增。

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Decided to use short form D2WB and continue with D3WB, D4WB… Danny down today, sick and can’t come to work, KP is waiting his CN version beta test but failed, got to understand Danny is deep shit/sick.. so KP don’t curse him 😛

Throw 2 new servers in this morning, now is up and runing, got to configure with SOURCEware later today or tomorrow. Priority work is NPTimes. Oh ya, m4me also move into same rack + network.. 🙂

Telekom respond is fast, register phone line yesterday and they came to install this morning 11:30am. Next is to get Streamyx install before I move in.

Work as usual and there is few bugs fix for NPtimes, hopefully can get it done asap so I can switch delta back from cyber.

Feeling better today but still having cough…

D2WB

I can’t sleep, don’t know why, so I continue do some work, and lotso forwarded me this.. what the crap.. PHP Cheer leaders…

Wahh.. first time ever my web hits 1000 unique visitor… thank for stopping by and read my bloody boring blog + looking at my irritating fingers(some people felt irritated) on the top.

Hmmm.. wait… Issit visitors visited my website or bots/spams visited my website… Hard to find out, but but.. anyways.. thank for stopping by here and feel free to leave comment, so I know you are human not bots/spammers 🙂

Thank you, Kam Sia, Duo Cheh, Arigato, terima kasih, Khop Khun Mak Kha, Khob Khun Mak Krab, 谢谢 😉

Friends around me are asking how to become a good programmer? I also aim to become PHP Code Samurai… Err why Sumarai but not PHP Code Ninja? PHP Code Dinasour… Heh.. the Samurai idea was found in Wil Shipley’s blog and you must check out his bravo presentation too..

Flirt with Manual/Documentation
I found out a lot of my friend don’t read manual/Documentation, may be they don’t know what is manual/Documentation or may be they are lazy to read it. People always ask me how to learn PHP, can teach or not? Sure.. CANNOT teach la, I am not really expert in it, I also learn it myself.. Where I learn from? www.php.net documentation section, they have all the basic thing you need to know about it, when you have the foundation, you can visit sourceforge.net or hotscripts.com to download PHP applications, study their code….

Fuck with Google
I also discover people don’t use Google.com. I don’t want to explain what Google can do, it’s tiring, but I want you visit here. Smart people use Google 🙂

Code till you drop
Yes.. code it, code everyday… make your code simpler and simpler and you know how to code. Code it everyday, find way to play with PHP, build an application which in your mind. Build some application which motivate you. Build girl friend gallery, build porn gallery, build personal accouting application, build an simple diary, build sex book shop, build online sex toy shop, build your own friendster engine, build email application, build car forum, build online figure shop… build build build, code code code… Do something you like… You won’t know what will happen next, for example, you build an online sex toy shop, may be it can bring in income for you when you success? Right?

Why PHP?
Simple PHP is FREE! …”Ei Paul, asp or asp.net also free what” Nah.. Free your head, you are using *irated version of Windows(I bet you are :P), it’s free? you sot ah.. your home can la, not business! Do you know how much does Microsoft Windows Server cost ah? You know how much is Microsoft SQL Server cost ah? You don’t know ah? Google it ok? PHP is FREE, PHP can run on Unix/Linux OS, FreeBSD is free, Apache webserver also Free, MySQL and PostgreSQL also FREE.. Why FREE? because it’s open source software 🙂

Read what master think
Yes, on the right hand side of my blog, at the PHP Developers section, you can see all the master is there. John Lim is from Malaysia, he developed ADODB. Read what they write and get motivated. and also check what Wil Shipley write, it’s at “Call Me Fishmeal” section.

Share with your friend
Yes, please.. If you know something, please share… Open Source is about to share, don’t keep it for yourself, it won’t make a million or billion for you.

I am not master, we can learn and share together. By the way, I don’t make porn gallery or girl friend gallery, that’s only some idea for you 😉 or somebody out there 😛
Happy PHP-ing or Coding

Next week, boss will head to New York meeting for 1 week, he is worry about his kid being naughty in the office. He said that will visit my blog and see is everything fine in out department. So next week I will carry office headline.. Hahaha, I carry the office headline who carry my headline? Which mean I can be naughty 😛 Heh.. can I? I got lot of work to do.. Bhusan is bugging my ass to get the CMS done as soon as posibble. Haha… my fellow colleague, beware of my camera…. 😛

Look at the MAS boeing 777, I forget where I get the picture, but it doesn’t look like photoshop by somebody, Is it true? If it’s true, why the photographer didn’t photograph what happen after that?