Look! Malaysian – Beware of China People in Malaysia. Ah, damn… sad story, this is another morale of the story. Read it on. Today, after finished lunch with my fellow colleague, I am heading to take ERL to Kuala Lumpur International Airport. I’m about… let me count, I think is 10 foot step, will reach the counter and buy the ERL ticket. Suddently, there is one girl(UNKNOWN) stop me, the language slang from her mouth — Ya, China Girl.

Story goes here, she told me that she is short of cash and need money to fly back to Shang Hai, China. She shown me her passport, china identification card, company name card, fligh tickets to Hong Kong. The story is damn perfect, she told me money is finish using and her credit card already reach the limit. Beside that, she needs some cash from Hong Kong go to Shang Hai, and continue bla bla bla. Finally, the point is here, she wants to borrow RM150 from and she said will TT the money to me when she reach Shang Hai. She get my phone no, name card and everthing which she needs.

At first, of course I don’t believe. Then … “Da Ta!” Her mum show up, a very old woman, which is grandma type. Come to me and said “Young man, we need your help, we are really out of cash and hope you can give us a hand and allow us safely go back our homeland. haih, I am such a good person, the grandma explain til so…… ….. ….. then i take out RM150 and borrow them. Grandma said, once they arrive Shang Hai will give me a call. Let me know they arrive there safely and TT the money to me.

Ok, money on their hand, I am rushing to the ERL. While I am in the ERL, I took out the name card and find out what’s her email address, was thinking to send an email to her and remind her to return RM150 to me. OH MY GOD! FUCK, what the hell. Her email address zhangli@asia.com! Wow, ASIA.com can you believe she works with ASIA.com? I start to suspect is the domain available, since ASIA.com is not a _HOT_ domain everybody want. I made called to my colleague, ask them check is ASIA.com a recycling company(Her name card wrote that is a recycling company). Hahaha.. what is ASIA.COM? Check out your own, next I ask them to host the domain name see wether got MX mail server running or not. Yea, got, telnet to ASIA.COM port 110. Trying send an email to zhangli@asia.com — USER UNKNOWN. Oh…. now I know…. Paul Ooi got cons by one China Mama and China Daugther!

The morale of the story,
– Act you do not know Mandarin when you see China people
– Do not simply give money to people, no matter with old grandma or what
– Ask China people go China Embassy if they need help!

Suck, RM150 gone! Am now in KLIA terminal, AirAsia delay the flight again. This is the 6th times I took AirAsia, 4 out of 6 times I experience with the delayed flight. What to do.. so cheap.. Wait lo.

Safely arrive home, good landing.

Took half day leave today, 5pm flight back to Alor Setar for “Cheng Beng” tomorrow. Everything is prepared for Sunday server migration. Config file, new ip address, DNS zone config and etc, everything is done. Hope can cut down the downtime during the migration of the servers! Yes, my flight is Sunday morning, when arrive KL, first thing is go to Data Center and move servers =(

一个男人的品位在于选择妻子，选择了什么样的妻子就等于选择了什么样的人生。

大文豪莎士比亚一生写下了众多精彩的戏剧，但是他的婚姻观却没有任何浪漫色彩。因为他明悉婚姻道路的艰难，更了解生活会耗损爱情。

人活这一辈子，究竟有什么是我们必须要的？真正需要的就是良好的心态和闲适的心情。只有家庭和睦，心态健康的人，才具备闲适的条件。

比如娶一个好女人，就能赋予一个男人闲适的心情——
一个女人最重要的品质应该是善良，而且百善孝为先。

天下不知道有多少苦命的男人在受着自己的媳妇和自己亲妈之间的夹板气？
如果我是一个男人，要是将要成为我媳妇的女孩敢问我”我和你妈掉河里，你先救谁？” 我一准把她ｐａｓｓ掉，这根本就不是人话！
贤惠，这是亘古不变的女性美德。

拒绝灯红酒绿，不对异性过分热情。她有着良好的生活习惯，抽烟、饮酒、通宵达旦的宴饮狂欢都不会发生在她身上，她不会到酒吧、夜总会这样的地方消磨时间。 她知道自己的价值不是取悦异性，所以不会主动和别的男的搭讪，曲高和寡的才是阳春白雪。

天真有一点童趣。一个男人若是真的喜欢一个女人，就应该最大程度地呵护她的纯真。

未失童趣的女子，能让漫长枯燥的四目相对其乐无穷。

喜欢读书和音乐。喜欢读书不是看什么花花绿绿的时尚杂志、喜欢音乐也不是什么听过就忘的流行小曲。经典的书籍和音乐能让岁月与生活的琐碎无法在她的心灵上烙下痕迹。

工作能力强，有一技之长。工作中的女人显然没有太多时间疑神疑鬼。有一技之长会使她自得其乐，很好地控制情绪。

当然，长得绝对不能丑，也别太靓，应该是那种越看越顺眼的。
身体健康，并懂得养生之道和基本医学常识。

还有一点很重要，婚姻生活是一个有颜色、有生息、有动静的世界，很难想象一个不具备浪漫、不具备情趣的女人是个好妻子。

以上15条标准，应该齐了。拥有这样的女子，纵使太阳和星月都冷了，群山草木都衰尽了，婚姻的光芒还能在记忆的最初，在任何可见和不可知的角落，温暖的燃烧着……

当然，也有例外的，比如：她或她

I forgot to write it, Last Sunday, my car no. was on Magnum4d!!!! and 1 weeks ago, it was on Da Ma Cai, and today… Let me guess, Sportstoto? See, I am so good, give you all tips :p Why not try right? Da Ma Cai, Magnum4d, then today is Sportstoto lo, buy RM1 RM1 small la..

I bought a new server few months ago, the server has been using for development, testing on company works. After development, format, reinstalling. Finally everything is well configure, that’s why you are in paulooi.com :). There is a problem for me to shift my clients website from the old servers, hope they will forgive me for the minor, a very minor downtime and some issue on the webmail. Don’t you feel it’s fast when u surf my blog, Sogua’s blog, May’s blog and Ice Queen’s blog?? This what I paid for and to provide good services to you all 🙂 Migration work is really tough… Hope to get it done by end of this month, and… my works is back again.. My life is busy with work and joy(with my laptop).

Continue.. migration..

手機進水急救小常識！重要！前兩天手機不知為什麼，自己跳進茶
杯裡，當然一陣忙亂，關、拆、擦、甩、吹，剛好人在維修店附近，
趕忙送去維修，目前已無事。
維修人員告知一重要常識，可提供給各位如手機要自殺時的緊急小
常識，可使手機不容易告別人間。手機一進水，請切記不要作任何按
鍵動作，尤其是關機（一按任何動作，水馬上會跟著電路板流串），
正確的方法為馬上打開外蓋，直接將電池拿下，直接強迫斷電，可保
主機板不被水侵襲。這個常識非常重要，故轉告各位，使大家的手機
可用久一點。學一學吧！以後以備不時之需啊！

A lot of projects this month, finally… everything seem going to complete. Wondering why all come in one time, and all done at the same time, the timing really make me sick. But, nevermind, at least now I have some free time to prepare Malaysia PHP User Group next meet up. I think the meet up date has to change to other day, this is due to servers migration on next weekend.

Feel so so so sorry to Kumaran, left his brand new laptop for 1 week and I still haven’t configure the stuff he wanted. Going to do it later and bring back to Serdang for him. Was thinking any old friend stay in Serdang? yes… Lee Wei Nen, try to call him dinner tonight.

Uglymen.net, local chinese rock band! Going to write a simple CMS system for them to update latest news……

and there is another project coming on board, will meet that person in this week? Hope he is free to meet up!

For my blogs, try to come out joke of the day. Not everyday, may be on Monday, Wednesday, Friday? Good idea? hehehee… o.k, running out of time, better do something!

Sogua, B2’s blog looks nice. TwinsMum want to see Sogua’s pictures? I think you visited my online photo album, and this is Sogua

A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

“You are employed” he said. “Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start”. The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, or an email” . “I’m sorry”,said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, “I don’t have an email. The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!”

The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

Moral of the story:
M1 – Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 – If you don’t have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 – If you read this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire
M4 – If you read from my Blog, you might become millionaire in the future 🙂 … Have a great day!!!

傻瓜日记开跑了,Twin妈妈再kembang? 影响力真大,应该也称得上… …还是没有啦,看看傻瓜有什么作为! 🙂 就这样,多了个人blog.傻瓜,要好好blog,尽好你的本份,我不是随便赞助web space的噢!

讲了那么多,傻瓜Blog – 按此介入

新强姦手法 – 什么世界啊?

有个女士在放工路上看到一个小孩哭, 是人都会问那个小孩发生什么事, 小孩说迷了路, 可以带他回家吗? 是人都会同情带他回家. 那为女士就跟着小孩给她的纸条, 送他回家.

在按门铃的时候, 就被门铃的高电压电昏. 当那女士醒来后身上就光溜溜的在一间空无一人的屋内. 连那为行凶者是谁也没看见.

现在的行凶者会利用人性的同情心来下手! 小孩迷路带他去警察局啦, 是明智的做法,警察叔叔会照顾他. 你信现在的小孩会迷路吗? 想想,动动脑,万事都会好!