Category: Paul-琮政 Life

  • 美女美女!!我喜欢的!!

    一个男人的品位在于选择妻子,选择了什么样的妻子就等于选择了什么样的人生。

    大文豪莎士比亚一生写下了众多精彩的戏剧,但是他的婚姻观却没有任何浪漫色彩。因为他明悉婚姻道路的艰难,更了解生活会耗损爱情。

    人活这一辈子,究竟有什么是我们必须要的?真正需要的就是良好的心态和闲适的心情。只有家庭和睦,心态健康的人,才具备闲适的条件。

    比如娶一个好女人,就能赋予一个男人闲适的心情——
    一个女人最重要的品质应该是善良,而且百善孝为先。

    天下不知道有多少苦命的男人在受着自己的媳妇和自己亲妈之间的夹板气?
    如果我是一个男人,要是将要成为我媳妇的女孩敢问我”我和你妈掉河里,你先救谁?” 我一准把她pass掉,这根本就不是人话!
    贤惠,这是亘古不变的女性美德。

    拒绝灯红酒绿,不对异性过分热情。她有着良好的生活习惯,抽烟、饮酒、通宵达旦的宴饮狂欢都不会发生在她身上,她不会到酒吧、夜总会这样的地方消磨时间。 她知道自己的价值不是取悦异性,所以不会主动和别的男的搭讪,曲高和寡的才是阳春白雪。

    天真有一点童趣。一个男人若是真的喜欢一个女人,就应该最大程度地呵护她的纯真。

    未失童趣的女子,能让漫长枯燥的四目相对其乐无穷。

    喜欢读书和音乐。喜欢读书不是看什么花花绿绿的时尚杂志、喜欢音乐也不是什么听过就忘的流行小曲。经典的书籍和音乐能让岁月与生活的琐碎无法在她的心灵上烙下痕迹。

    工作能力强,有一技之长。工作中的女人显然没有太多时间疑神疑鬼。有一技之长会使她自得其乐,很好地控制情绪。

    当然,长得绝对不能丑,也别太靓,应该是那种越看越顺眼的。
    身体健康,并懂得养生之道和基本医学常识。

    还有一点很重要,婚姻生活是一个有颜色、有生息、有动静的世界,很难想象一个不具备浪漫、不具备情趣的女人是个好妻子。

    以上15条标准,应该齐了。拥有这样的女子,纵使太阳和星月都冷了,群山草木都衰尽了,婚姻的光芒还能在记忆的最初,在任何可见和不可知的角落,温暖的燃烧着……

    当然,也有例外的,比如:她或她

  • ::: 7358 :::

    I forgot to write it, Last Sunday, my car no. was on Magnum4d!!!! and 1 weeks ago, it was on Da Ma Cai, and today… Let me guess, Sportstoto? See, I am so good, give you all tips :p Why not try right? Da Ma Cai, Magnum4d, then today is Sportstoto lo, buy RM1 RM1 small la..

  • Migration :: Hard

    I bought a new server few months ago, the server has been using for development, testing on company works. After development, format, reinstalling. Finally everything is well configure, that’s why you are in paulooi.com :). There is a problem for me to shift my clients website from the old servers, hope they will forgive me for the minor, a very minor downtime and some issue on the webmail. Don’t you feel it’s fast when u surf my blog, Sogua’s blog, May’s blog and Ice Queen’s blog?? This what I paid for and to provide good services to you all 🙂 Migration work is really tough… Hope to get it done by end of this month, and… my works is back again.. My life is busy with work and joy(with my laptop).

    Continue.. migration..

  • 手機浸水小常識

    手機進水急救小常識!重要!前兩天手機不知為什麼,自己跳進茶
    杯裡,當然一陣忙亂,關、拆、擦、甩、吹,剛好人在維修店附近,
    趕忙送去維修,目前已無事。
    維修人員告知一重要常識,可提供給各位如手機要自殺時的緊急小
    常識,可使手機不容易告別人間。手機一進水,請切記不要作任何按
    鍵動作,尤其是關機(一按任何動作,水馬上會跟著電路板流串),
    正確的方法為馬上打開外蓋,直接將電池拿下,直接強迫斷電,可保
    主機板不被水侵襲。這個常識非常重要,故轉告各位,使大家的手機
    可用久一點。學一學吧!以後以備不時之需啊!

  • A little bit free time now

    A lot of projects this month, finally… everything seem going to complete. Wondering why all come in one time, and all done at the same time, the timing really make me sick. But, nevermind, at least now I have some free time to prepare Malaysia PHP User Group next meet up. I think the meet up date has to change to other day, this is due to servers migration on next weekend.

    Feel so so so sorry to Kumaran, left his brand new laptop for 1 week and I still haven’t configure the stuff he wanted. Going to do it later and bring back to Serdang for him. Was thinking any old friend stay in Serdang? yes… Lee Wei Nen, try to call him dinner tonight.

    Uglymen.net, local chinese rock band! Going to write a simple CMS system for them to update latest news……

    and there is another project coming on board, will meet that person in this week? Hope he is free to meet up!

    For my blogs, try to come out joke of the day. Not everyday, may be on Monday, Wednesday, Friday? Good idea? hehehee… o.k, running out of time, better do something!

    Sogua, B2’s blog looks nice. TwinsMum want to see Sogua’s pictures? I think you visited my online photo album, and this is Sogua

  • Do you have an email? I just closed mine :p

    A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.
    The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

    “You are employed” he said. “Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start”. The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, or an email” . “I’m sorry”,said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

    The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

    5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

    When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, “I don’t have an email. The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!”

    The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

    Moral of the story:
    M1 – Internet is not the solution to your life.
    M2 – If you don’t have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
    M3 – If you read this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire
    M4 – If you read from my Blog, you might become millionaire in the future 🙂 … Have a great day!!!

  • 傻瓜日记开跑!

    傻瓜日记开跑了,Twin妈妈再kembang? 影响力真大,应该也称得上… …还是没有啦,看看傻瓜有什么作为! 🙂 就这样,多了个人blog.傻瓜,要好好blog,尽好你的本份,我不是随便赞助web space的噢!

    讲了那么多,傻瓜Blog – 按此介入

  • 有同情心是好事,但要用心用脑

    新强姦手法 – 什么世界啊?

    有个女士在放工路上看到一个小孩哭, 是人都会问那个小孩发生什么事, 小孩说迷了路, 可以带他回家吗? 是人都会同情带他回家. 那为女士就跟着小孩给她的纸条, 送他回家.

    在按门铃的时候, 就被门铃的高电压电昏. 当那女士醒来后身上就光溜溜的在一间空无一人的屋内. 连那为行凶者是谁也没看见.

    现在的行凶者会利用人性的同情心来下手! 小孩迷路带他去警察局啦, 是明智的做法,警察叔叔会照顾他. 你信现在的小孩会迷路吗? 想想,动动脑,万事都会好!

  • Sogua, 等你哟.. 猪都爬上树了!

    嘻嘻,是不是突然间看到很多文章Leh!故事是这样的…在很久很久以前….stop cock..在作天,老板就 forward 一张 email 给我, 是他的一位老友吧, 说要 subcribe hosting package, 当然她就叫我参观参观一下…. 第一页就够了… 够什么? 够搞笑啦, 为什么? 你自己看啦… 不想多说.. 看了过后就 msn 给 Sogua… walaoei, Sogua 就好象中了毒, 一直在那边褒 blog, 从英文页到中文版… 弄到我也上瘾…. 其实, 得空 blog blog 也好,把开心不开心的尽量在网上展露出来… 所以就跟 Sogua 打算 blog blog 两下… 其实我早已开始blog了, 但是在弄着 server development的时候就拿了 paulooi.com 来做实验… 现在 server 已经顺利开跑… 是时候开始 blog blog, 人忙很多事都很快变成过去, blog 下以后又可看回… 是好事来的… 所以无聊的我就”前天.昨天.今天.明天.后天”…. 幸好汉语拼音还不错, 如果是 KKL 就吃力咯! 连强姦也不会拼, 拼成强奸, 真是无敌!! Sogua, 我已经开始了, 你呢? 你呢? 猪都爬上树了, 你的 blog 还在梦里!

    今天发生什么事呢….. 哦对, 跟 Roshan 去 Mid Valley, 当陪客… 陪他买 digital camera.. 去第一间… 是在 MPH 的附近… 进到去…. wee wang wang wang 问了很多问题, 在要付钱的时候…. 等等, 因我朋友很穷,连一天两餐都要省, 因为他想成为一为很 pro 的 journalist, digital camera 是在所难免要买, 所以就打算用信用卡分期付款… 继续.. 当要付钱的时候, “Sir, sorry har, ezypay min purchase is RM1000” 揾吉,闪… 去另外一间… 先在… 处身在另一间相店里… saleman不象saleman, 卖东西要人叫他… “can we test? .. oh.. 3.2 megapix? oh… got video function?” Q&A meh! 请自己做好本分介绍介绍一下啦… 真没用… 好啦, 这次.. 选好了.. 价钱是 RM1399, 分期付款… credit card 也受了… 准备要过帐… 此时此刻, 晴天霹雳… ‘Sir, please wait.. let me check the stock… Oh sorry sir, stock finish, only left the one on the shelf…” wa biang! 无敌… 就这样… 他也放弃了买 digital camera… haih…波折重重,是我也放弃.. 真是浪间.. 什么浪间? 马是浪费时间咯.. 笨! =p

  • INDO Hacker? No No, Malaysian, PATCH YOUR SERVER

    LoL, today… interesting day, 2 days ago USM website was “hacked” by Indonesia hackers.. “HACK”, please… uncle … don’t use the word “hack”. it’s deface on the website, how can it be happen… If you patch your server well…. Most of the website defaced by the so called hackers is using the SQL Injection method, Malaysian Communication and Multimedia Commission (MCMC), JKR, Suhakam, KTAK, Perak Sultan, Perak Musuem and etc websites been defaced. Jeffooi’s blog reported it Live! Hahaha, while me and Sogua keep refreshing the page to look for more… after around 30mins, no more updates from JeffOoi, so me and sogua decide enter the so called hackers channel to “spy” which is the next target… …. …. learning.com.my … … … klpages.com … … … mobile2u.com.my … … … I really kek sim with those fellow, decided to do a trace and inform the website owner about the defaces.. First I made a call to learning.com.my webmaster..
    me : “Hello, issit Learning.com.my? Can I speak to xxx xxx xxxx?”
    learning.com.my : “yes, may i know who’s on the line, xxx xxx xxx is engage..”
    me : “Oh, issit… I am Paul from Malaysiakini…”
    learning.com.my : “from MALAYSIAKINI??? … .. < > oh yes, hold on… xxxx xxx is coming”
    me : “ok..”
    xxx xxx xxx: “hello, yes?”
    me : “sir, would like to inform you, your site being deface by some hackers”
    xxx xxx xxx “???? okok.. thank” … tuu.. tuuuu tuuu

    LoL, what is this… thank you also didn’t say.. haih… why be so kind to calling them? continue do work.. chiu… 好心没好报